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Connard

1) the french way of saying "asshole" or"arshole"

2) Titouan et Malo
Louise : Malo is such a connard
Lucile : Duh
Titouan : B-but...
Inès : Fuck off.
by agirlontheshore December 13, 2021
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Concered

A word that @voidnfx uses as concerned as we do a lot of typos and I tried to translate it but it doesn’t mean anything as it’s not a word so from now on mae(@voidnfx) said that is another word for “concurred”
Did you vote for Biden? Well we concered with the majority
by @glader.shank February 9, 2022
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concerneded

Adam said “I would have been concerneded”
by Clistostorous March 6, 2022
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Connecticut Cunt

A boujee women that lives outside New York City in the State of Connecticut.
Sue would not stay at the Comfort Inn Cause she is a CC (Connecticut Cunt).
by Red Neck Riviera November 5, 2022
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Conmerce

The act of a retail corporation slightly changing a product to save costs while maintaining retail price without disclosing the change to the public (slightly less content in a package, modified/changed ingredients, etc)
Me: does this bag of chips seem lighter?
Friend: That’s Conmerce for you. 10% less chips, 100% original price.
by ChashuDumpling September 18, 2022
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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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Concert Interruptus

the 13th episode of season 1 of Gilmore Girls. The episode premiered on February 15, 2001 on The WB. It features Rory going to a The Bangles concert with Paris, Madeline and Louise, and beginning to make friends with Paris, while Lorelai finds out about an ex-girlfriend of Luke's after buying one of the items he donates to the town's charity sale.
"Make You Excited for the Revival", "Concert Interruptus" is praised for The Bangles' performance and scenes of Rory and Paris' growing friendship
by SPrice1980 May 11, 2023
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