Chondom

A Condom of the chin - generally used to protect one's chin from 'Chin Rape'.

A small beard present only on the chin is known as a "Natural Chondon".

Dan: "CHIN RAPE!" *hits Joe on the chin, in standard chin rape form*

Joe: You can't chin rape me, I have a chondom

by DJ Quigglez October 20, 2009

Styles Condoms

The best condoms on earth. Harry Styles uses them himself. You can buy them in every colour, every size and every flavour. The favorites are the ones with carrot flavour.

Zayn: Hey Hazza, what did you do last night?
Harry: Did The Harry Styles with Louis. We used Styles condoms!
Louis: Hell yeah it was amazing.
Zayn: Woah I want too!

by FuckYeahStylesCondoms March 26, 2011

condomize

Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.

"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."

"Hold on, let me condomize ya."

by Tragic Rabbit June 19, 2006

condomhead

a bald man whose head resembles a condom, or any person who generally looks like a condom

john malkovic = condomhead

by chaz13123 February 28, 2009

Condolicious

An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice

"Is that you Condolicious?"
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape to Guantanamo Bay

by Mandingoe August 2, 2008

Condolations

Condolations:

A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.

Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.

You: Hey, condolations!

Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).

You: Well, condolations.

by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010

ConDem

A name for a hypothetical coalition between the Conservative Party and the Liberal Democrats in UK politics. If it were to become reality, the UK can be said to have been ConDemmed.

Opponent to a Conservative/Liberal Democrat coaltion: "Don't ConDem us Nick!"

by famico666 May 8, 2010