Chair Chomper

The sexual position, that is similar to the 69 but involves the male sitting in a chair, while the woman is upside down on his crotch.
also known as the "36"

Guy 1: I totally did the Chair Chomper position with Charlotte last night, but I had to throw out the chair.

Guy 2: You mean 36ed?

Guy 1: Whatever, same thing.

by ALLPOWERFULMANGO April 17, 2011

Chairdouken

The act of flipping a chair that is standing on all four legs so that the seat back hits the floor and bounces back so that it is standing on all four legs.

Pickles chairdoukened the fuck out of that chair in the study lounge!

by Sneaaaaaaaaad April 18, 2011

Chair Tuna

The built up secretions in a vagina after stting in a chair for long periods of time

Kelly was sitting in class so long i could smell her chair tuna all the way down the hallway

by KDOG AND NOODLES June 21, 2011

Cairone

The most beautiful and intelligent girl in the whole wide world. She is trustworthy, loyal, caring, and above all loving. Her determination leads her to great success in life. An artistic girl with many skills.

Cairone was the valedictorian of her high school.

Everybody wanted to be friends with Cairone.

by firefly2007 October 29, 2011

chair pop

An awkward moment when someone gets so carried away by something that they pop off their chairs and stand up, looking stupid.

Francis got so into the lecture that she gave an involuntary chair pop.

by INbOXx101 February 21, 2012

chair'orrist

A chair'orrist is that extremely obnoxious person who sits in someone else's chair and changes all their settings, and of course, never resets them. A chair'orrist is proven to be lazy, as the most they want to do is lean as far back in the chair as possible and move every adjustable chair part until they are comfortable enough to fall asleep...which they also constantly do. A chair'orrist is usually bored, having nothing better to do than sit and fiddle with every handle, lever, and arm rest (they are also so bored that they constantly tape their foreheads and then scrape their teeth with paperclips!). An extreme chairorist is one who works evenings, has horrible body odor and attacks unsuspecting chairholders!

Chairholder 1: WTF? Someone has changed all the settings on my chair!
Chairholder 2: Oh shit...the chair'orrist has been at it again!
Chairholder 2: No shit, I've been chair'orrized!

by Marykatherine Veras April 17, 2013

Chair queef

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013