Hooker Cake

Any bitch that jumps out of a cake

guy 1 "Did you see that Hooker cake at Jim's bachelor party? I want to tear a piece out of that!"

guy 2 "Even if you get the clap?"

by Eilean Dover July 08, 2008

Majd Cake

A cake that is baked out of an ass. Comes in blueberry, raspberry, blumpkin berry, period-blood-berry

dude, that majd cake is gross

this blumpkin berry is awesome!

by TheDeviousDrDildo October 29, 2009

cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008

loafy cakes

1. A friend whom passes time at leisure; idle.

2. A friend whom resembles a shaped mass of baked Bread.

3. A friend who's shaped, usually rounded or oblong.

Hey Loafy Cakes, come pick me up. I locked my keys in my car again.

by west coast killah July 20, 2006

Snake and Cake

The activity of "Snake and Caking" consists of smoking a large hash joint aka a "snake" aka a "snoop papi gagger" followed by indulging in a large amount of baked goods consisting of, but not limited to cakes and pastries.

Tonight we should snake and cake then watch 12 hours of Peaky Blinders

Lets go get snaked, then go cake.

I got the snake! Whose got the cake?

by Brunasty February 07, 2018

Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

by queenofgeneva September 19, 2014

juny cakes

this is slang for ass often in prison juny cakes means the rectum of a inmate
asking for juny cakes in prison refers to helping a inmate hide something using your rectum

can i borrow those juny cakes

by big gunline June 26, 2017