vero beach

The most ghetto city in the world. It has the highest percentage of crack dealers as well as the highest percentage of crack using teens in the country. Al Queda is rampant throughout the streets, decapitating any who they encounter. Bombs are the chief industry in the country as well as suicide bombers. There are 367 blood gangs and 482 crip gangs and 617 ms13 gangs and 1,678,203 members of al queda living in this city. It's the ghetto.

Guy 1: So have you ever been to vero beach?
Terrorist: I lived there for 3 days
Guy 1: OH, SHIT SO YOU'RE A TERRORIST?

Guy 1 tragically died in a beheading related incident.

by OsamaBinVero April 26, 2008

beachie

Person to whom lives on a beach or a body of water

Wow they are so lucky to be beachies, and to own a home on beach.

by Miquel Rodgers April 11, 2007

Long Beach, MS

To put it simply, it's a toilet. All anyone here does is talk big but have nothing to show for it. The idiots running this place somehow have enough tax money to build all these unnecessary things, but never enough to improve our out-of-date schools. People here think they can solve everything by fighting and making idle threats. The majority of the population is trash. You're not gonna find southern hospitality down here. Also, Long Beach is technically a city, but it is and always will be a small town. Everyone's in everyone else's business and there's never a moment without gossip. Plus, pretty much anyone you make friends with is gonna fuck you over and betray you.

Long Beach, MS: Home of the sluts and wiggers.

by josybird. February 10, 2012

beachpatong

When someone is analy terrorised and then made to eat turkey.

Ima beachpatong yo' ass tomorrow

by Chris Peak January 6, 2005

Beach Pack

A creative yet functional tote roomy enough for a Slut Pack and fashionable for any trip to the Beach Water.

Hey playa, nuff frontin' the Beach Pack, I gotsta get my 40 water to the Inkwell yo - holla!

by Jeff Frankenren November 14, 2005

beach-walkers

Shoes used to walk along the beach;
Flip-flops, thong sandals.

You look crazy wearing those beach-walkers with those socks..

by Salynn October 8, 2008

Beachmere

A crapshack suburb which lies on the outskirts of Caboolture. Its name is misleading, there is no beach in beachmere, just a man made sewerage lake that tends to smell rather unpleasant which causes most of the residents to hallucinate and think that there is a beach there.

Girl: Hey wanna go hang at the beachmere beach
Guy: Pft, there's no beach in beachmere its just a sewerage lake

by Dr Coolio June 21, 2011