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Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.
“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking

“Don’t come in I’m online banking
by LucaSmells August 12, 2024
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fap bank bounce

U see dat waifu on dat show, u know u gon google datass lata. Lata comes around... first result: huggin her tom brady-ass bitch.
Yo I wuz watchin community, u betta believe I wuz bankin dat Annie Edison ass, googled it, waddayaknow, datass is bein hugged by sum OTHA muthafucka, ooooo, fap bank bounce d!
by coffeedarklover September 25, 2022
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oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.
During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.
by QuacksO October 16, 2021
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Bank of Poland

If you are a Polish girl, it means keeping your paper money folded and tucked into the cleavage of your big tits.
I’m going to the bar and I don’t wanna carry a purse. I’ll just keep my cash in the Bank of Poland.

I keep my tips from working as a waitress at the perogy restaurant in my bank of Poland.
by Polly_Pocketry July 23, 2021
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Banks Flu

A sickness that makes your voice slightly deeper to the point where you sound like Faze Banks and you have to tell everyone about it. REPEATEDLY , often to annoy the Smole Kid.
Quinn: Oh boy, I think Aidan has the Banks Flu again...
Aidan: Guys I sound like Faze Banks
Quinn: *tries to say anything*
Aidan: GUYS I SOUND LIKE FAZE BANKS!!!!
by Lil Smole August 29, 2018
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Discord User Banks

Banks aka "juan bean" is a POOR little black kid who spends his time making dr peppers for lord zoitu making 2 dollars per day with zoitus other slave XESP his little retarded child and is a known groomer and pedo like xesp
holy shit did you see "banks" leaked booty pics today? / holy shit did you see "Discord User Banks" leaked booty pics today?
by jacob cobblestone July 7, 2023
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Big Memory Bank

someone who has the biggest fucking forehead in the cosmos
“i’ve been learning a lot of trigonometry in college recently”
“i can see that from your Big Memory Bank
by Fregliegh March 25, 2022
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