Atheistism

Atheistism is a religion. When we dress we wear hoods to respect out god. Our god is daddy Jake Paul and great uncle Pewdiepie. Our national anthem is “Bitch Lasagna” by Pewdiepie.

Teacher “Take your hood down”
Me “it’s my religion. It’s Atheistism”

by Pewdiepie wannabe March 4, 2019

Atheist

Someone who has a lack of belief in God/gods. One who has looked at all the evidence and believes the bible to not be a reliable source of evidence for how the universe was created and disagrees with its morals. They understand that the Bible endorses slavery, encourages intolerance, and produces an irrational fear of "hell", a scary fiery place where all those who do not believe will be tortured forever. An atheist believes in his/her own morals and understands that this is their only life and it should not be wasted. They do what they can to make the world a better place to live by referring others to the reliable sources of science and reason. They understand that no one in over 2000 years has proven that there is a god or miracles. They have no loyalty to evolution because Atheists understand that the two are not intertwined. They accept challenges from religious people to read the bible and research the "facts" in it. Finally, they understand that two hands working accomplish much more than 1000 clasped in prayer.

Christian: "I had a headache and I prayed to God and it went away. Explain that!!"
Atheist: "Did you do anything else about it?"
Christian: "Oh yeah, I took that stupid "Aspirin" stuff that scientists have proved to work well to remove headac----whoops."
Atheist: "There you go."

by TruthisMyReligion August 23, 2010

Athens

A very small town in Pennsylvania where more than half of the people are Hicks/Rednecks. Pretty much, this is the most boring town and the only thing to do is go drive around in circles, Steal Signs, go Cow-tippin, Drink beer, and Eat Howies Pizza.

A: "where ya from?"
B: "Athens.."
A: "Greese????"
B: "No you idiot...Pennsylvania"
A: "oh...never heard of it..."

by Jewels3846 April 6, 2008

atheists

People who bitch at everyone who says "God". They bitch about the Pledge of Allegiance, and the Ten Commandments at courthouses. They take "The Separation of Church and State" too literal.

The atheists are suing again because a teacher said "God" in class.

by rapsux March 2, 2005

Gnostic Atheist

A gnostic atheist is someone who knows that things like god and whatnot are real. It has nothing to do with actual gnosticism, as that would be an oxymoron. The term "gnostic" in this sense just means that they know. This would differ from the term "agnostic", as an agnostic atheist would just believe there is no god, but would make no claim that we could know if god existed or not. A regular atheist would be someone who doesn't claim to know if god doesn't or does exist, they would just not believe.

I can call myself a gnostic atheist, as I can say for certain that things like ghosts and the like do not exist.

by Kelmeer23 September 9, 2022

atheist

I`m an atheist
because i`m free
and i dont have 2 live life according to a book
because i have faith in my self and dont have to depend on a higher being because i think broadly and i`m not scared of thinking for myself because religion has killed lots of people and i`m not scared of deing and not going w hell or heaven

the crusades killed lots of people

religion leads to racism aswell
oh and im sick of people who tell me i am doomed
man at least if hell
is full of flames its some place hot u stupid fuck
blow me
i love being an atheist
like or lump it

by ozan September 6, 2008

atheism

The belief that there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing and nothing then magically exploded into everything for no reason, then bits of everything reformed into self-replicating bits for no reason, which then turned into dinsaurs.

You think religion is crazy? Just look at atheism sometime!

by The Whacko November 2, 2014