A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.
Preferably with a nail club
Preferably with a nail club
by Jason Hiestand April 23, 2007
Get the ass beating mug.A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.
by Bootface July 12, 2006
Get the Ass Damn mug.It is the act of having sex on the balcony of a hotel in front of the external air conditioning vent. The guests on the inside of the hotel room will be able to smell the ass (sex).
Will you two knock that ass venting off out there on the balcony because it is reaking of ass in here.
by Dapril August 9, 2006
Get the ass venting mug.A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.
“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.
“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
by LyassacheckList August 11, 2016
Get the my ass mug.To demean someone, abusing them verbally by relating them to a coochie. Essentially calling them a pussy.
"Don't come at me wrong with your coochie-ass."
"Get out my car before I beat the shit out of your coochie-ass."
"Get out my car before I beat the shit out of your coochie-ass."
by Moco All Day January 1, 2010
Get the coochie-ass mug.A person that is normally straight, but still likes touching, grapping, slapping, or rubbing anybody's ass, not depending on gender. Also, a person who likes anal sex the best.
God Dillon is such a ass addict, he just finished grabbing Ashley's ass before rubbing Tony's!
Even though she wanted regular sex, he is such an ass addict, that they had to do anal.
Even though she wanted regular sex, he is such an ass addict, that they had to do anal.
by DJMarquette November 20, 2010
Get the Ass Addict mug.Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006
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