ass gravy

When you eat out or lick someones ass.

Before going to town on Jenny, Tom had him some ass gravy.

Im going to go home and have me a big bowl of ass gravy.

by xgxrockx December 23, 2009

ass trumpet

A fart so loud it sounds like one is playing a musical instrument out of there ass

Baxter made such an ass trumpet that it sounded like a synphony was playing out of his anus; that mutha fucka stank

by Stephen Siciliano January 17, 2004

ass gremlins

that last little bit of poo that you can't wipe off!!

I wiped and couldn't get rid of those ass gremlins! i tried water but they just multiplied!!

by Grant June 18, 2006

Ass clown

ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.

by DEEZ NUTS July 4, 2003

ass-off laugh

laugh hearty enough to separate ass from body

"Oh shit Peechi! You hitting tha door was ass-off laugh funny!!" squealed Monika.

"Dude! Where's my ass?" added Erika.

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).

Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"

by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006

Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.

That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.

by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006