Suck Levels

There are a few types of "Suck" that people use. They all vary on the level (ex: suck = 2) The types are on a scale of insults. "Suck" levels determine how much you want to insult the person.
1) Oof
2) Sucks
3) Suks
4) Succs/Succz
5) Sukks/Sukkz
6) Saks/Sacs
7) Sax
8) Sux

SUCK LEVELS:
This oofs! (Mega Clean)
This sucks (Cleanish)
This suks (Mild)
This succs / This succz (Mild Insult)
This sukks / This sukkz (Medium Insult)
This saks / This sacs (Pointing Insult)
This sax (Hurt Intended)
This sux (You Mean It)

by "D*cktionary" January 1, 2021

A Balanced Suck

A term used to describe when a situation really sucks, however it sucks for more than just that one person or individual, for example two armies fighting in a flooded city is a sucky situation for both therefore, balanced. Hence "A Balanced Suck."

"I hate that new feature"
"Yeah man same, it makes it harder for both teams."
"I guess its a balanced suck then..."
"Not so bad then I suppose."

by rayuk October 25, 2022

Sucking the wrapper

When you suck someones dick when they have a condom on

Dude she was sooo sucking the wrapper last night

by Ava eats cock March 14, 2019

suck pile

Another term for 69. Simultaneous oral sex.

Hey baby, let's go make a suck pile ;-)

by sarbuff123456789 June 12, 2016

suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.

Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.

by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017

Sucking zone

The point at which one vehicle "punches a hole" in the air for another vehicle behind it, thus lowering the air resistance for said vehicle and propelling it forward at a faster rate. This zone is informally known as the "Sucking zone."

In various racing sims, this zone is typically reached when a vehicle is at minimum 0.600 seconds behind the one in front.

"Dude, how are you going to fast?"
"I'm in the sucking zone!"

by nullifiedasx April 5, 2023

Double Suck

Double suck has many variations but the main definition is when you text a couple whorrr(s) after Venmo-ing them a couple thousands so they would come over and both suck your penis at the same time but unfortunately you black out and have to charge back the transaction via your financial institutional.

Also, Double Suck is a new brand of vape and apparel.

Additionally, when a man just tells a women to double suck him off.

Heyyy, whorrrr I need a double suck!!

Shit, I blacked out and didn’t get my double suck. That double fuckin sucks!

by noslipnoslack January 31, 2021