loogie jizz

To fill her mouth up so much with jizz blast it comes out of her nose

I blasted and the bitch loogie jizzed all over me

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

jizz mat

A person whose torso serves as the collection point for someone else's semen.

George used her as a jizz mat, but Rhoda flung some of his cum back in his face.

by SlagsWife January 7, 2010

Jizz Cone

The act of jizzing on an ice cream cone or ice cream treat and using it as syrup

Dude totally fed my chick a jizz cone last night

by Minnimus September 22, 2010

jizz puff

- A puff of jizz.
- A tissue used to absorb jizz.
- Albino cousin to jiggly puff.

"Woa man, did you just see that jizz puff...eh...float by?"

"Check out this cleenex, I drew a cartoon on it, but don't touch the other side...I've been using it as a jizz puff."

"Was that a white jiggly puff?"
"Why no, friend, that was a JIZZ puff. They are very rare."

by vincelives September 17, 2008

slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

Jizz Farter

One who loves to be sodomized (preferably by frat brothers). As a result, when they flatulate soon after the sodomy occurs (it occurs often i'm sure) they fart jizz. The jizz comes out in a brownish hue because it has been residing in ones colon.

frat guy 1: "Look bro, I think Logan just shit himself?"

frat guy 2: "But why is it white and translucent?"

frat guy 1: " AHHH he must a Jizz Farter."

by theoriginalJF April 25, 2011

Jizz Jazz

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.

Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.

by FTHET October 25, 2007