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Uncle Jim

Not someone who should be within 50 miles of a school zone.
My bully chasing me: "You've got nowhere to run dipshit"
My Uncle Jim: *appears*
MY bully now realizing that we are not within 50 miles of a school zone: *prepares his asshole*
by Dirty,dan January 28, 2022
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Jim's glove box

Slang for the human anus also known as the chocolate starfish or the prision wallet.
I was having sex when she reached around and stuck her finger right into Jim's glove box. Wildest shit I have ever experienced.
by Dr Dusty Whiskey February 21, 2025
mugGet the Jim's glove boxmug.

Jim cantore

The display meant for Jim Cantore most likely didn't come from somebody who was actually from Louisiana, it most likely came from somebody out of state, just like he's from out of state.
One person from out of state telling another to stay out of that state is almost the worst kind of hypocrisy there is, the worst being somebody who's not even from that state telling somebody from that state to stay out. People don't love Jim Cantore, they need to quit lying to him, especially since most of them dont know him personally and never met the guy. Seeing someone on a video on the internet isnt knowing or loving them any more than seeing someone on TV or hearing them on the radio is knowing or loving them. Displaying something on an overhead sign isnt saying what's on your mind to somebody. I never liked or loved a guy I never met, and I'd never pretend to or claim that I did, especially not a guy from a video on the internet or someone from TV or the radio.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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jim beekin

someone farts oh thats jim beekin.
by jim beekin December 30, 2011
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Jim

A guy so strong, having so much muscle or going so many times to the gym that people just name after the word "gym", Choosing Jim so it can be used as an actual name.
Yo bro look at that guy over there he looks like a "Jim" typa guy.
by Mr.101 January 14, 2024
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Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.
Hey they just got the vax. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed
by Jobesd July 28, 2021
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Bad day Jim

someone who always has a "bad day" and makes everything about the conversation, about the "bad day"
"Breven sure has been a Bad day Jim today"
by POLONIOUS209 March 28, 2024
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