Homecoming hammed

not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.

Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).

by drunkiness May 26, 2013

ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.

Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !

by iikii July 24, 2016

Christmas Ham

(Noun) A euphemism for having sex. Usually used in a way to suggest it was "achieved." Works with both genders.

Male No. 1: "What's up?"
Male No. 2: "Nothing much, except I got the Christmas Ham last night."

by Servanov_4_CH September 15, 2019

fat ham

Very slick and laidback Cool and natural born hustler

Fat ham a slick mf

by Jojo1654 July 16, 2017

Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019

Ham Editor

A 100000000000000x better version of Hammer World Editor made by VOLVo, invented by saismee the pig.
It literally doesn't corrupt your maps like Hammer does, instead it maps for you!!
And the maps are beautiful, like sexy Jiafei products from China!

(Note: You do need to own Aperture Science Ham Labor to use this program)

A: YO did you hear about ham editor?
B: I don't want to live anymore...

by Enderek0 January 4, 2022

Stink ham

The clit and or labia.

That bitch has some nice stink ham.

by ozgood690p June 15, 2009