fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

pixel fudge

Noun.
1. (formal) Anal sphincter pixelation in a Japanese poo porno

2. Frenetic spelling of "Dyslexic" by a dyslexic person.

1. Dave:- "Dude, I'm so fucking sick of the pixel fudge in my hentai."

2.

Alan:- "Davo, how do you spell dyslexic?"
Dyslexic Dave:- "Pixelfudge, are you fuckin spastic Alan?"

by Asian Businessman July 13, 2016

fudge sugar

The semen clings to the pubic hairs surrounding the rectum and crystallizes or hardens into sugar like scabs

He could see that James was a dirty man, a week later and the evidence of their encounter still clung as fudge sugar.

by DucksAreMyFavourite May 31, 2018

fudge crack

the synonym for, what's otherwise known as your ass/butt/bum cleavage.

"hey jimmy, for heaven's sake dude, plz pull up your pants man. everyone can see your fudge crack when you bend over like that"!!!!!

by RAVEN HORNE June 13, 2017

creepy fudge

Poo of the sticky brown variety

"eugh Laurens done a creepy fudge in her nappy and its seeping out the sides"

"mate that shit sticks like, well, shit to fur I guess"

"you cant use the word your describing whilst describing it."

"i just did"

"don't swear in front of my kid ok"

by CommandoHoofing January 7, 2012

fudge grommet

Butthole.

May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️

by trotsky64 February 14, 2021

thot fudge sundae

When your girls on the rag so you decide to eat her ass, you did such a great job she starts to cum and releases a giant shart all over your face

I ate that ass so good my girl rewarded me with a thot fudge sundae

by Chug-A-Lug-Doug July 14, 2024