Chode cake

A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.

After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.

by queenofgeneva September 18, 2014

lard cake

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.

I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.

by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011

diaper cake

a present left in a baby's diaper as a result of their poopy being in the shape of a small chocolate cake

Tyler just smushed his diaper cake when he fell on his ass in the sandbox!

by Ms. Carter3 January 24, 2011

Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

by chinrest October 20, 2011

cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.

"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."

by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021

cake file

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008

Caked Up

When a girl wears too much make up, she looks caked up, and unnatural looking!

Damn bro, did you see Jennifer in the break room at lunch break brooo lol she looked all caked up!

by whosurdaddy69 March 14, 2019