beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.

i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...

by 5finger December 16, 2012

garon beer

The coolest name ever

That man Garon Beer is an awesome guy. Also well mannered.

by Swell and perfect December 1, 2016

beer sick

Hillbilly's way of saying coronavirus.

Nuff said.

HEY THAR ELMER YOU BEST STAY AWAY I GOT THE BEER SICK TODAY

by 154566496562 March 12, 2020

to smoke beer

Usually means using cigarettes to inhale beer.
Putting a hole in a beer container then putting a cigarette in there and smoking from where you would normally drink.
This is basically considered a drug and I highly advice against doing it because you can develop asthma and get nasty infections.

- Yo, want to smoke beer?
-Sure. Give me a cig.

by Tartaluta June 19, 2021

Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".

"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.

by elsbethromeo September 13, 2009

calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

by cowboy521 December 27, 2014

Chill Beers

A showcase of stupidity typically involving drinking or smoking.

When one taks a photo kissing a beer with their tongue out they are being "chill beers."

Bragging about one's prowess on a beer pong table is "totally chill beers."

Taking one's shirt off while at a party--- chill beers.

by Wooly Nematode February 24, 2013