DCI Zombie

A BDCI Zombie/B is any individual who is unconditionally loyal to Drum Corps International and its founders and supporters(qv) and holds an unshakeable belief that the drum and bugle corps activity began at its founding in the early 1970s.

A DCI Zombie may vaguely comprehend some realization that drum and bugle corps and competitions did indeed exist in quantity prior to DCI, but quickly dismisses all pre-1970 corps activity, history and personalities as non-relevant and unimportant.

DCI Zombies are highly protective of their parochiality, and usually any mention of the earlier, pre-DCI massive nationwide Golden Age popularity of drum corps in comparison to the severely-shrunken activity as it currently exists is quickly met with highly-defensive justifications usually based on personal loyalties.
(Also see "The DCI Lie".)

"She tried telling those DCI Zombies that we used to pull 40,000-plus fans every weekend all over the country back in the Golden Age, but they still thought that their 2,000-something was a good crowd."

by GeorgZnaeym August 20, 2006

Obama Zombie

One who has political beliefs motivated by social image.

One who refuses to make political decisions independent of the media.

Obama Zombies present themselves as very political.

Jill is an Obama Zombie. She threw out her Lysol spray and bought expensive eco-friendly cleaner. Now she doesn't feel guilty. She has one Che Guevara shirt, one Obama shirt, and one Gandhi shirt, all three made in China.

by Mug time October 31, 2008

Abercrombie Zombie

A person who buys their clothes at Abercrombie & Fitch. As opposed to someone who buys their clothes at Gap, Hot Topic, Old Navy, Sears, or the Salvation Army. Apparently, the simple fact of where they shop determines their intelligence level. Who knew?

"While we're at the mall, I need to head to Abercrombie & Fitch for a second."
"You Abercrombie Zombie! I didn't realize you were a stupid frat-boy who wants to look like everyone else."
"Actually, I just need to pick up a pair of jeans. It won't take long. You can wait outside."

by Emily December 28, 2005

Job Zombie

When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...

After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.

by JamesWeyand October 12, 2009

Fox Zombie

One who relies on Fox News to think for them in the absent of common sense.

The town knew Peter was a Fox Zombie when he ate his dog because Bill O'relly told him too.

by Jon Roads February 5, 2010

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

social zombie

someone who goes out, follows the crowd but is living in there head or too high to speak

damn john is such a social zombie, i see him every day and i barely know the guy

by andy2222 June 18, 2009