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Barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la
"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."
by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020
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Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.
After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.
by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020
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to twice yourself

when you clone yourself and your clones clone themselves and their clones clone themselves until nobody knows who the original was and you end up murdering each other and you'll never know if you were the original one so you end up with huge trauma for the rest of your life
"poor guy. i think he twiced himself when he was younger. you know, to twice yourself?"
by pinkflameinthepan February 19, 2021
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go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".
Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself
by LousyPotato May 29, 2021
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you getting outside of yourself

When a person acting to big, like something they aren’t
Bro, you need to cool out… You getting outside of yourself
by REL562 September 27, 2021
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National Shit Yourself Day

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?

2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021
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