Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

wolfe cookie

The small cookie shaped piece of feces that inevitable exits the anus of a person whom has just been wolfbagged.

I was wolfbagging Suzy but as soon as i stuck my fingers in her mouth my dick shot out along with a dime sized wolfe cookie, so i did it again until she got it right.

by big_dang_noodle May 17, 2006

Wolf Bagging

If someone is to be Tea-Bagged, and the Tea-Bagger has really hairy balls, "Wolf Bagging" Occurs

That night with your mum. Yeah, that's right, you remember it now. That there, that was Wolf Bagging.

by sam January 4, 2004

dick wolf

n.> one who purports to be "pro at life" through unsurprising coincidences, bodily explosions, and culinary child's play; generally, one who is overblown in his or her self-appraisal. Especially, one with these qualities who is unaware of the term that describes him or her. See both ass clown and tool.

"Gah, Devon talks about making chicken parm so much, John Pole, I hate it. He's such a dick wolf." Travus said.

"Did you hear that? I'm pro at life, " Devon said.
"You're a dick wolf," Jerry replied.
"A what?"

by Stan Fred Schooler December 10, 2008

Gay Wolf

Valter Skarsgård

Valter Skarsgård is a gay wolf.
His boyfriend Derek is not.

by DerekPC May 15, 2018

Wolf Cookie

When you blow your load in a chicks ass, suck it out, & then spit it in her face.

That bitch Brittney is such a slut, she let me give her Wolf Cookies all night last night!

by Jennuhhhhh January 16, 2009

Wolfdog

A overly massive gargantuan of a dog that seemingly resembles a wolf, but has the traits of that a human when protecting its territory. It investigates and sizes the oppositon and attacks under the stand your ground law in florida. the trick is to not provoke these mammoth dogs, because they will eat you alive.

Chris: hey i have a feeling that theres somthing lurking in the shadows over there

Nathan: thats never a good feeling, only Wolfdogs contain that presence.

Roger: agh! a WOLFDOG!?!?!?!

Chris: quiet im quite the Wolfdog whisperer

Nathan: we're never gonna make it.

by simba anderson August 13, 2012