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The coolest person in the universe.
Also refers to orgasmic pleasure.
Omg, it's Woolfy. I love Woolfy!!!

Woolfy by GenericNamesake April 29, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
One sexy mf who has a fat penis
woolfys a fucking mad lad
Woolfy by daddywoolf69420 March 22, 2023
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dirty woolfy 

When you cradle the balls of a drag queen with one hand and hold the Melbourne cup in the other hand.
Hey I heard James done a dirty woolfy out a broken hill
dirty woolfy by Brad Snivel November 20, 2019

woolford 

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.
woolford by unstable bob January 4, 2008
A noise emitted from putting too much emphasis on wooly, as in a wooly sweater. It came from the Mortal Kombat character Quan Chi, who shouts it as while he does one of his moves.

Woolay is a word you may shout, and nobody will understand it except people who also played as quan chi for more than five minutes. It may also be used as a battle cry before doing something.
Quan Chi: WOOLAY!
*hypnotizes enemy into snapping their own neck*

Me:WOOLAY!
*begins running a marathon*
Woolay by quan cheese April 27, 2012

Wooly bobos 

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.
In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.
Wooly bobos by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.
King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.
King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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