Woolfy

The coolest person in the universe.
Also refers to orgasmic pleasure.

Omg, it's Woolfy. I love Woolfy!!!

Woolfy by GenericNamesake April 29, 2006

Woolfy

One sexy mf who has a fat penis

woolfys a fucking mad lad

Woolfy by daddywoolf69420 March 22, 2023

dirty woolfy 

When you cradle the balls of a drag queen with one hand and hold the Melbourne cup in the other hand.

Hey I heard James done a dirty woolfy out a broken hill

dirty woolfy by Brad Snivel November 20, 2019

woolford 

A marijuana cigarette

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.

woolford by unstable bob January 4, 2008

Woolay

A noise emitted from putting too much emphasis on wooly, as in a wooly sweater. It came from the Mortal Kombat character Quan Chi, who shouts it as while he does one of his moves.

Woolay is a word you may shout, and nobody will understand it except people who also played as quan chi for more than five minutes. It may also be used as a battle cry before doing something.

Quan Chi: WOOLAY!
*hypnotizes enemy into snapping their own neck*

Me:WOOLAY!
*begins running a marathon*

Woolay by quan cheese April 27, 2012

Wooly bobos 

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.

In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.

Wooly bobos by M_Dubz152 June 9, 2023

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.

King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.

King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019