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How's the wife?

The perfect saying that could be used in any situation.
Person 1: How's the wife?
Person 2: She took the kids.
Person 1: Good job on getting those little crotch goblins off your back.
by Codladh Beag April 7, 2021
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potiphar wife

A girl who makes false accusations against a man. Be it him hitting her, him raping her, him sexually assaulting her, or something along the lines of that. Often for a malicious golddigging motive. Usually a big #metoo and #believeallwomen promoter. Potiphar wives are some of the most dangerous women out there due to their ability to manipulate police officers, judges, and ESPECIALLY the media with fake sob stories and no regrets for the men's lives who they screw over.

The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.
Crystal Mangum is an example of a potiphar wife.
by thenextbojizzle March 10, 2025
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wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with
yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material
by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025
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my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!
by Imissmykids May 14, 2024
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Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?
Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.
I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife
by CGnotes March 22, 2025
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Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity
John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."
by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024
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