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Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.
Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.
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wet shirley

The act of fingering a female's vagina, and then putting your wet finger(s) in their ear.
I can't believe that jerk gave me a wet shirley this morning!
by AndiStarr114 November 25, 2016
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Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise
Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g
by paftdunk September 17, 2019
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Wet kai

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019
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wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time
Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.
by Seth Marie Bigkok August 11, 2021
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Wet Andy

That one guy in every workplace who's done so many half ass jobs throughout his life, yet still can't do simple tasks properly.
Can't believe Tom used to be truck driver, he can't even back that trailer! He's such a Wet Andy!
by TerribleDrip996 October 17, 2019
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Wet neek

Wet neek has a red mop as a head and has next level forehead
by Cruzsty toezs October 1, 2020
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