WANKER

A pathetic attempt at an insult

why you damn wanker i'll beat your arse!

by BEAVIS August 3, 2004

Wankdretti

Traitor. Asshole. Sellout.

"Wankdretti turned his back on his fans. But they soon determined they didn't care."

by Tommy Kendall November 26, 2006

Wanker

One who 'wanks' (i.e.). One who participates in the act of 'wanking' (masturbation).

A common term in the United Kingdom, but less commonly used in the United States. Although its litteral translation is 'masturbater' it is generly used as a derogative term in general.

British guy- HEY! You! your a 'bloody wanker'!
American guy- Ummmmmm...... Whats that?
British guy-...... Fuck you!

by PokesAlotaSmot420 March 20, 2011

Wanker

also spelled wanka. a person who is a total and complete jerk and is devoid of any knowledge there of. normaly used by british rugby players.

Hey you! Ya get out of the way ya wanker!

by Billy Whiskers May 13, 2005

wankerchief

Another name for the common tissue, implying that they're only used for wiping up semen.

Friend: Hey man, do you have a wankerchief?
You: No, I used them all last night.

by lewanker July 27, 2011

wacked off

When you jerk off outside with a dew in hand.

Dude 1: Dude I wacked off this morning. GREAT time.
Dude 2: Sweet dude so did I!

by Dogizzle101 July 22, 2009

wanker

See also-masturbate

A term over-used by Brits and Aussies because they don't have many good insults anyway...

Bob: Hi! How are you?

Brit/Aussie: Ge' out o' ere ya wanker!

by Blasty2k September 1, 2005