facebook wait

The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.

Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.

facebook wait by norepeat October 2, 2011

counting waiters 

to space out in the middle of a conversation.

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!

counting waiters by aly-b September 27, 2011

The Wailing Wench 

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

The Wailing Wench by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013

you waifu 

Is trash as long as it’s not mine

Loftin “this is my wiafu”

Sam. “If it’s not (insert your wiafu here) then I don’t care”.

Sam “ you wiafu is trash” why are you still reading you waifu

you waifu by Lol you mom gay March 10, 2018

what waist 

Someone who has a very snatched waist

Person 1: Dang did you see Keyshia, she shaped like a coke bottle

Person 2: Hey Keyshia how did you get your waist so small

Keyshia: What waist?

what waist by GG so coooool November 17, 2020

Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!

I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!

Hot Dog Waitress by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009

fuck you wait

The amount of time a parent spends waiting for their child to conform to a parental expectation or rule.

Mother (to father): "What took you so long?"

Father (to mother): "If I have to sit through another fuck you wait, I'm going to ground her til next century. I had to text her five times before she finally came to the car."

fuck you wait by word_smithe May 7, 2011