Virgin Suicide

When two people have sex for the first time, and one of them finds out that they are homosexual.

Dan: So Dave, how is life as a non-virgin?
Dave: Horrible. I'm suffering from virgin suicide.
Dan: Dude! You mean she's a lesbian now! Oh man, you must be depressed!

by MikeMikeMikeMikeu December 30, 2012

Virgin socks

A sock which comes between the ankle and the knee.
Indicates virginity.

P1: Check out her virgin socks!
P2: They go nice with her knee length skirt

by thisiseffy March 14, 2011

Giga-Virgin

A virgin who is at least 50 years of age, never kissed, and has a mother who had them with a c-section (Never touched a viginia)

Me: My Grandpa is a Giga-Virgin!
Freddy: That doesn't make any sense.

by The head ofthe EDP-445 fanclub November 4, 2018

Tattoo Virgin

A person who hasn't gotten a tattoo before and usually is swindled, big time.

A: Cool tattoo man, how much did it cost?
B: Only 300.
A: ..Wow.<sarcasm> Good deal..Tattoo Virgin.

by tictoccoonclock November 25, 2009

virgin vibes

when you be chatting away with someone or they be going down in the dm's but all you be getting from them are the vibes that they're a virgin (virgin vibes)

At a party:

Friend 1 (Micky): Hey Bri, I was talking to that guy over there by the sofa, I thought things were going really good but something seemed a little off about him"
Friend 2 (Bri): "Gurrrrrrllll, I wonder how old he is because he be giving you total VIRGIN VIBES honey"
Friend 1 (Micky): "Holy shiz, he is giving me virgin vibes, gurl you should put that in Urban Dictionary ASAP motherfkn Rocky gurl!!"

by Brianna MC November 13, 2016

Louisiana virgin

an 11 year old girl that can run faster than her pappy, uncle and 13 year old brother.

"Git the hell off'en me, pappy! Yer smushin' ma cigarettes!"
"If you wanna git some money for yer baby's formula, yer gonna gimme some of that cooter! Yee Haw!"
She is no longer a Louisiana virgin!

by cereal killa February 12, 2006

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005