Victoria

a beautiful, crazy person with a spunky personality and loves art and such items. is a total loser sometimes but thoughtful and always there.

Person 1: I could really use a Victoria right now.

by ya mothah August 2, 2011

victoria beckham

the ex-spice girl skinny anorexic wife of English soccer player David Beckham who never smiles or laughs but has always a im-so-hot pout, has obviously fake boobs that looks like half cantaloupes stuffed into her skin, and wears way way way too much make-up and dangerously high and tiny stilletos and short skirts while carrying a baby.

Poo on me Victoria Beckham.
David is too good for Victoria. What did he do to deserve her??

by elephant molestor July 29, 2006

french military victories

Victories of the nation who fought and won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.

French military victories? There are so many because you know....France won more wars and battles than any other nation in the world.

No that's not true because I'm a sad ignorant cunt.

by VladMartel April 25, 2008

Victoria

bestest friend ever;

properly raised;
always gives free coffee;
specialized in Japanese sword fighting
expert at making delicate paper cranes and fancies making things out of paper napkins (ex. bow tie).

enjoys karaté and making fires with anything that burns.

sometimes makes paper cranes and then skillfully and precisely, quickly cuts them up in the air while in flight with her Katana.

*loves jeopardy with a passion.

"I would totally bring that girl to meet my parents" "ye man she's a Victoria."

"fuck man, these fires only burn good when Victoria is here"

"I wish I had a pet paper crane" "you can dude!! so easy, just call Victoria"

by mmmmmmeeeeeehhhh March 7, 2012

french military victories

There have been many throughout history, including notably the American War of Independence

Without the French at the Battle of Yorktown, Americans would be singing God Save The Queen before baseball games.

by Atomic Death June 8, 2005

Number one victory royale

Yeah fortnight we bout to get downed (get downed!) ten kills on the board right now

We get a, Number one victory royale yeah fortnight we bouta get downed (get downed) ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town, my friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading south bounds! Now we're in the pleasnt park streets, look at the map, go to the mark sheets, TAKE ME TO youR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNIGHT TO DAY

by thegg1ord March 22, 2021

vectored

To screw something or someone over royally, in the process of attempting to help them.

Things were going fine at first but we really vectored them, as usual.

by buddyw August 9, 2008