limbo under the coconut tree

Excuse me madame would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree?
A fresh prince of bel air pick up line get educated.

If she doesn’t like this line then she’s 100% ugly idiotic probably a disloyal cheater

You: “excuse me madam, would you like to do the limbo under the coconut tree”
Girl: “excuse me, like ugh what the fuuuuuuuck”
In this case violence should be legal in

by The_Real_Fuck_Tart December 4, 2020

Down Under Chunder Wonder

Vomiting with enough force while going down on a girl to finish her off.

After a big night on the drinks I was going down on the missus and started to feel the room spin. I knew she was close so I persisted but as she was about to cum I power chucked in her spasm-chasm and the force from my puke finished her off. That night the Down Under Chunder Wonder was born.

by Fluked December 23, 2020

walking under a ladder

if you do this, then get ready to be the witness of a car accident

"Walking under a ladder isn't just bad luck, it's embarrassing to the ladder." -Donut County

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh September 3, 2021

pressure washing the undercarriage

to use the shower massager to wash your taint and or buttocks without the need for a hand towel.

After going to Burning Man for a week and only having access to Wet Wipes and porta potties with single-ply toilet paper, my first shower was amazing. I was pressure washing the undercarriage for a few minutes before I stopped feeling like a primate.

by partytrap October 12, 2010

Dan-down-under

The act of spending a lot of money unnecessarily, on things no one else would collect, even though they haven't the means to continuously do so.

Daniel: "Hey, I just bought a Russian radioactive mask"

Richard: "You are such a Dan-down-under!"

by Grundig Rossini May 9, 2011

defecatory episode under cloth

Nice way of saying "shitting in one's pants"

If you starve yourself one day and have a big meal the next, chances are you'll have a defecatory episode under cloth soon.

by pentozali June 5, 2013

Knock It Under The Bed

knocking your shlong under THE bed.

Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

by zmillz1125 June 14, 2018