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university of southern california 

the greatest place on earth. spend on your money to get drunk, eat crappy cafeteria food, and do a shit load of work. The place where matt leinart and reggie bush run the school. yeah..you all wish you were trojans!
when at a partay, you can dance on a pole, freek-a-leek in a cage, or hump some basketball star's backside....fuck yeah

University of Colorado 

Located in the city of Boulder, Colorado. Not to be confused with CU Denver or Colorado Springs. 25,000 undergraduates. 5,000 graduates. Considered a Public Ivy League; 11th Best Public University in the Nation. Average GPA for freshmen in 2009 was 3.677: Average ACT ranged from 27 to 29 (and higher), excluding the Leeds School of Business and the College of Engineering and Applied Sciences, which tend to be higher. Students termed "Yuppie Hippies", or quoted as "peace sign on my dad's BMW". Ranked as one the most Beautiful campuses in world; also one of the most expensive to attend..; Universal Tuscan-"Italian-ate" styled buildings. Smart students, who still enjoy a party. The Hill. Pearl Street. 29th Street. "Cali Kids". Parties! Division 1 Sports suck. Classes can be tedious. Directions based on the Flatirons. Skiing and snowboarding.
Where do you attend college? I attend the University of Colorado at Boulder.

villanova university 

u got it all wrong, villanova got the best mens basketball team last year seeded 1st and 2nd throughout the last two years. foye, nardi, sheridan, lowry, sumpter, ray, dats wut its all about. dats wat nova's famous for.
villanova university by Celest January 17, 2007

bentley university 

A good business college in Waltham, MA, with notable programs in the Financial world (Accounting, Finance, Corporate Finance & Accounting, Economics-Finance). It is a medium sized school of around 4,200 undergrads, but provides large school academic resources thanks to its strong business focus. Not the school to go to if you're looking for ethnic diversity, though up to 10% of the school's undergraduates are from outside the US.

Known in business circles in New England as the Marsha Brady to the Jan Brady that is Bryant University. At Bryant, you get a lot of anger and jealousy about not getting accepted to go to Bentley, and you're left with a lot of irrelevant straw-grasping about how they have DI sports now, and how they were a university first, and other things that don't really matter. DI Sports don't matter too much when HS day visiting students are the only ones volunteering in class and having a general idea of what the hell is going on, and when the most notable occurrence to your football program is when your coach skips town after the final game and leaves his team without even saying goodbye.

In the Brady bunch, metaphorical sense, Bentley gets all the boys, while Bryant wears ridiculous wigs and says "The New Jan Brady".
HS Senior #1: I'm going to Bryant.
HS Senior #2: Sucks for you, man, I got into Bentley University, and got grants and scholarships to go.
HS Senior #1: YEAH WELL FUCK YOU DUDE, BRYANT PLAYS D1 FOOTBALL SO TAKE YOUR ELITIST ATTITUDE AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS. NORTHEAST RHODE ISLAND, WEST SIYYYYYYYYYIDE
HS Senior #2: Why are you yelling?
bentley university by jdr0317 December 26, 2009

University of Phoenix

A business disguised as a school that uses spam as a means of luring in new unsuspecting customers. This diploma mill uses many sneaky advertising tactics, such as coming up as the first result in google search when typing in "university of", TV ads featuring sensationalized stories and fast-paced music, and a YouTube channel that features their "success stories" and that blocks any user that posts anything remotely critical of the school in their videos' comment sections. According to several accounts on the internet, most classes at UoP consist of nothing remotely useful. If one is able to get a job after graduating from here and pay off the $200,000 they owe in loans, they are truly lucky.
Rob didn't want to go to community college so he enrolled at University of Phoenix and found himself shelling out $50k a year to learn absolutely nothing.

Radford University 

The University thats students will out drink and out party ANY school that wants to challenge. A University that gives the word BEAST a whole new meaning! The University that has a beautiful campus along with lovely ladies/gentlemen. The University that breathes for it's students...not it's football team!
The best school in VA....once you are here- you will never want to leave!