A) A person whom conforms. often associated with "douches" and "assholes". (1) In the wild, these very unintellegent creatures copy whatever they see, or claim to have done something, but really they just pissed someone off. Often really annoying and doesn't think of what to do in life.
B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
B) a garden or mechanical device of which helps man do great things.
A)
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.
generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?
generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!
generic tool #1: OK! :D
Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!
B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:
oh this tool is lov.. *loading*
generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
generic callie #1: God that person is such a tool. I hope they learn to think about what they need and want, and not what others tell them to do.
generic prep er.. tool#1: oohh those shoes are like, amazing, aren't they generic douche bag # 5?
generic douche bag # 5) your fucking rights they are babes! lets go buy you them and then I'll show you off to everyone, then dump you the next day because we're a week old!
generic tool #1: OK! :D
Generic Callie #1: >_> what did i just say?!
B)
generic gardener #7.5 vista beta:
oh this tool is lov.. *loading*
generic callie #1) piece of crap windows.. *hits gardener a few times* ah.. Should have had a v8... *shifty eyes* ..scanner..
by your_friendly_tool October 22, 2008
n: Someone smart, infinitely persistent, and ultimately certain to succeed. Often used as a backhanded insult, the term is secretly an honorific.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.
v: to study insanely, especially if the weather's good.
by mrk_123 January 22, 2019
by Road hustler September 06, 2022
by qscv June 18, 2013
A tool is someone you hit with your penis in the face with while asleep... You take pictures and post them on line and tell everyone he's a "moe.. moe".... A tool is a guy who everyone doesn't want around because they know he wears diapers, but let him chill because u need a ride to the diaper factory.... A tool is someone who got caught having anal with a dog, he explains it by saying dog reverses to god? What makes him a tool and not a zooerastiaist is he is on the receiving end of the "god" (backwards) sex.... And lastly the top tool is a guy who follows stray dogs and catches the poo from their butts before hitting the ground... What he does with poo is pure toolism! Either covers his genitalia in it, or uses a pastry bag to inject it into his anus, also known as poo insert.
What is that guy doing, leave that dog alone you fucking tool... And put on some clothes, diapers on a millennial is just wrong!
by King-of-the-whifes February 01, 2025
Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.
Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
by mcm663 September 09, 2016
This word has multiple definitions:
1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.
2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)
1. Someone with a big ego who thinks they can do what ever.
2. A metal band (Personally I don’t like metal but I hear a lot of people are a fan of this band)
by Cass_Bakes November 25, 2022