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tongue noises

*Tongue noises while hitting your face*
"Sorry, i don't speak african."
by barbaraaaaaaa July 6, 2024
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tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013
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Spur Tongue

When a person is talking and their words don’t spare your feelings or are meant to hurt you with personal insults or ruthless truthfulness.
She cut him down with her spur tongue and destroyed his ego.
by Todd Dammit April 10, 2024
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Slurp Daddy's Tongue

When you desperatly want to curry fevor with somebody.
She didin't have the money to obtain a new car, so she had to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of her parents.
He was in a serious need of money, so he was forced to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of his Boss.
He Slurps Daddy's Tongue of his girlfriend parents, because he really wants to take her on a trip.
Imma need to Slurp Daddy's Tongue of Jesus, cause imma bout to be dragged to the god damn hell.
by KriZzu March 23, 2020
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Tongue-Moist

that feeling you get when you have the urge to lick some pussy and you can't stop staring at it you're so damn horny.
The other day this chick had the biggest cameltoe I'd ever seen and I was so Tongue-Moist the janitor gave me a mop!
by the black smith December 18, 2021
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Tongue biter

A person, usually a female, under the age of 18, only posting selfies on social media. These selfies mostly include Snapchat filters, lighting, tongue biting, etc. Conclusion: They’re just children with high egos.
Did you see Kenzie’s new post? She’s such a tongue biter.
by Some sour lemon April 27, 2020
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Tongue Torture (TT)

Basically CBT for your tongue. Can be physical or tasteful
1. Eating a bag of sour patch kids hurts my tongue. I commited Tongue Torture (TT)
by greatalpaca June 15, 2020
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