Todd

A black man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.

chick 1: how was yur date with Todd last night?

chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!

by Metso June 26, 2008

Todd Johnson

A really cool asian, with a strange Johnson connection with his best friend Blair.
Sometimes nicknamed Ryota. Secretly likes fat chicks and is NOT a virgin.
Likes to dress up as a dog.

Woah man, did you see that Todd Johnson? He was boarding the plane to Japan!

by aznkutie March 28, 2009

toddslop

Placing an unintended pool ball in a pool pocket and not realizing that it is slop.

Did you see that shot he just made, it was total toddslop!

by Cornhole509 December 2, 2010

todorize

to quit a job, anywhere from the first week to the first three months, after an organization has invested significant resources and time in training. the act of quitting the job is usually accompanied by lack of defined reasons for quitting or potentially a disregard/disrespect for an employer and colleagues. Quitting may also entail irreparable harm to client and vendor relationships, which will require colleagues left at the organization to pick up the pieces or finish projects, often with little to no recognition from management.

Example #1
Gaston: "Man, Yvette just told me she's quitting next week."

Bruce: "WHAT?! SHE JUST STARTED LAST MONTH! DID SHE SAY WHY?"

Gaston: "no reason, just wasn't working out. we've been todorized!"

Example#2

Geoffrey: "So Gaston, it looks like we're being todorized."

Gaston: "Who's quitting for no good reason?"

Geoffrey: "Bruce. He said it wasn't working out. Looks like you're going to have to pick up some of his clients"

Gaston: "But I already have 10 clients and I make $25K a year. Can I get a raise at least?"

Geoffrey: "Shut up and get back to work slave!"

by Troublemaker2011 July 16, 2011

buck-a-toddy

buddha head talk " dumb jerk americanos "

yo buck-a-toddy dudes from LA cholos go mexican motel use mexican bedpan get some mexiwookie buck-a-toddy stay from us buddha heads we no likeee U.

by itichie_nocanpo June 29, 2006

todomomo

a ship for todoroki and momo that shouldn't exist.(tododeku's better)

-random boy 1: who do you ship it mha?
random boy 2 :todoroki and yaoyorozu(todomomo).
random boy 1: get out and DIE EXTRA!!!

by no endgame spoilers -_- May 13, 2019

Toddle

A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.

"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"

by j0ngen January 21, 2009