Waffle chips

Waffles in the form of a chip, should be at waffle house
by Bkstiggs July 29, 2011
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Epic Waffles

A plate stacked With Waffles smothered in syrup with a giant swirl of whipped cream on top, Thus forming what is known as Epic Waffles
Friend 1: so what are you having for breakfast?
Friend 2: only some Epic Waffles.
Friend 1: Whats that?
Friend 2: Waffles with syrup AND WHIPPED CREAM!!!
by Shotgun_Shawn_6 May 23, 2010
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Bonus Waffle

A sort of parting gift after a one-night stand that indicates the visiting party should leave.
Dude 1: "All I got this morning when she kicked me out was a syrupless waffle."
Dude 2: "No, friend, you got a bonus waffle."
by theartificialinsomniac April 23, 2013
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large waffle

A phrase used to call yourself a retarded faggot.
Jakob: "shut up large waffle."
Ian: "sorry bud, you don't get it. Medium waffle."
Jakob: "what."
by Lord Amaroth December 20, 2017
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waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.
Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!
by cyn1c4l April 17, 2006
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poo waffle

a term not so endearing to place upon a disliked person who may be acting infavourably toward you.
man i want to kick his ass, that guy's being such a poo waffle
by brianna July 20, 2004
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twat waffle

A useless person ,lacking intelligence and common sense.(tiffany)wtc
tiffany was being a twat waffle at the mall.
by alex" January 08, 2008
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