Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.

He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

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Spirit Cooking

WITH A SHARP KNIFE CUT DEEPLY INTO THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE LEFT HAND
EAT THE PAIN

"Dear Tony,

I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?

All my love,
Marina"

by grassfornerds July 12, 2025

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Cooked

Cooked: Another word for saying “you’re done” when someone is ‘Cooked’ they have either done something very awkward or disappointing.

Put him on a plate and season him… cause he’s COOKED

James: “I always give my gf 90% of my paycheck!”
Chris: You’re cooked.

by 5stxrs December 3, 2023

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A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

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