Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022

fucked me tired

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards

-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.

by Lop lop September 16, 2022

Mud on the tires

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires

by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023

put air in my tire

a shot of heroin

I need to put air in my tire

by El Dudeareno June 15, 2023

I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023

im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023

Popped the tire

Don’t do it.

“Hey, remember when dad Popped The Tire?”
“She was so drunk last night. Bro popped the tire.”

by Miles Edgeworth76 January 3, 2024