When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.
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See: cock blocked
"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."
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V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.
Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.
by That DuDe May 26, 2015
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Get the Bro Blocking mug.The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.
-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense
Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense
Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
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