Throw the turtle 

The act of throwing a turtle against the wall in a post masturbation rage. Or to pleasure yourself by vigarous masturbation.

When I read my old issues of Boys Life I have an overwhelming urge to throw the turtle.

Throw the turtle by Poppy410 June 29, 2014

Take the trash out 

A way of saying you’re going to beat the living shit out of your cock without feeling like your mother is listening on your conversations with your bros.

Klinton I heard you were gonna take the trash out? It doesn’t go out until Thursday night hunny.

Hey bro I’m gonna go take the trash out is that okay? Bro you just did 3 hours ago how much trash do you have?

Take the trash out by Pandaassassin1 May 24, 2021

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition

Known as one of the greatest horror games ever made, GTA The Trilogy The Definitive Edition triumphantly remakes three non horror games into horror games. With eerie rain indoors, mutant abominations of human beings, and some of the best AI ever, your perception of reality truly begins to warp into something beautifully terrifying, this is a must play for any horror fan, not to mention the graphics are some of the best in a game yet, as expected of Rockstar Games.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition is a long ass name.

Grand Theft Auto The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition by Signup Man December 10, 2021

Case of the Tuesdays 

The even more depressing feeling of going back to work after a long weekend, and having Monday off.

Fred: Man, I feel so down today. That long weekend was the best, but it went so damn fast. I hate work and I hate my life again.

Kermit: Looks like somebody has a case of the Tuesdays!!

Fred: Shut up before I ram this metre ruler up your ass.

Case of the Tuesdays by mong returns September 10, 2012

Cutting on the TV 

When you cut something like a piece of paper or a brick on the tv.

1.
Jared: what are you doing?
Alex: what does it look like I'm doing? I'm cutting on the TV.

2.
Ian: this table is uneven, I cant cut well for my arts and crafts.
Josh: oh shit dude, just cut on the TV.

3.
Bryce: Yall ever cut on the TV?
Carl: What the fuck does that mean?
James: You know, it's when you cut on the TV.

Cutting on the TV by TvCuttingExpert September 29, 2019

pug in the toilet 

A metaphor for something that’s getting in the way of things.

It’s hard to move forward with our plans considering the pug in the toilet.

pug in the toilet by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Out on the tiles 

It is a phrase originating in Ireland, where all the pubs have tile floors, referring to a night of drinking but in an elegant way...

I don't like babysitting, but a couple with a newborn deserve a night out on the tiles in a bad way..

Out on the tiles by SmilingIrishMike January 14, 2009