Fake Buzz

When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.

Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...

by Limber Pelvis October 20, 2014

fake friend

Someone who only needs you when they want you, make excuses to go watch youtube or do something else, criticize you without noticing, hate someone one minute and talk to them with you then love them the next, are never there for you, when you tell them something important they brush it off or say something like kay or oh.

“_____ is such a fake friend”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

Fake Dicking

When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.

Mole Hopkins: “I gave this chick a fake dicking last night, I hope she doesn’t expect that again”.

by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021

Fake Jammer

When someone lies about smoking a fat blunt and pretends to be high

Averi: I just hit a jam

Miles: You are a fake jammer

by twarzex January 15, 2023

Fake Artist

Someone that heavily abuses on generative AI art as a tool for the sake of making a quick buck out of commissions and nfts, while claiming to be "artists", when in fact, they did not.

Fake artist: I AM A TRUE ARTIST! "ArTiFiTiAL InTeLiGeNt ArT iS aN ArT TooL"
Realist: Using AI art generators does not make you an artist. Most of AI art generators rely on copyrighted content from any website to create one picture you did not create with your hands and mind.Not to mention that AI art cannot be copyrighted because AI relied in a uber of copyrighted pics to create a fake picture, neither it cannot be sold into nfts neither it is eligible in commissions, thus it is illegal to make AI art to get a quick buck while violating the copyright law.

by TheKamikazeMonkeys February 1, 2023

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Wake and Fake

Morning sex where the male or female orgasm is faked in order to shorten this experience that should already only take between 5-10 minutes.

I hate it when my wife fake orgasims. She fake orgasmed the other morning. She thinks it helped, but it was only coincidence that I came faster.

"Honey, did you just wake and fake?"

by Explosive_Joseph June 11, 2020