Dallas cowboys

Imagine a pile of shit, and that pile of shit takes a shit, and eats THAT pile of shit and it throws up, and the THROWUP takes a shit and has sex with that shit, and they have a baby who eats another pile of shit, and then takes another shit.

“You see that really big pile of shit?”
“You mean the Dallas Cowboys?”
“Oh sorry yeah”

by bobmarley0021 October 21, 2018

cotton cowboy

a western galore clothing store with lots and lots of love

i got some cute ass wranglers from the cotton cowboy

by cottoncowboy November 7, 2020

cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead

I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around

by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017

creampie cowboy

a man who likes to cum in a lot of women.

joe never brings rubbers on a date he is a real creampie cowboy

by nastynikk September 21, 2020

Cowboy handshake

A game in which two parties grip each other's hand as hard as they can. When one person loses grip their hand will be crushed, after which the winner will loosen their grip. (Play at your own risk)

I did a cowboy handshake with John and my hand still hurts like hell

by Just Jesus Christ January 27, 2021

Cowboys don't cry

A song made by the popular singer, Oliver Tree

That song Cowboys Don't Cry is a banger

by SadBoiTimez March 22, 2022

Idiot cowboy

Idiot cowboy is one of three founders of paperbag inc. And is in good relations with paperbag man, he can be located in the city of Los Santos and can be seen wearing a leather jacket, Jeans, cowboy hat,and cowboy boots, he typically drives motorcycles and mucle cars and reeks of a stench so foul it might have caused Chernobyl, he is also a complete and total dumbass, oh and he also has a private army of tactical cowboys.

Person 1: hey have you heard of idiot cowboy?

Person 2: yeah hes the dumbass who owes paperbag man $1.62

Person 1: we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

by Idiotcowboy69 November 8, 2021