Hippe Cat

A fat lazy cat that loves Cheez-its

My cat is a total Hippe Cat.

by Bobert The Bulfrog May 20, 2009

skunk the cat

A very cuddly boi, very chonk, much love, he go purr, he a big chonk of fur, and most importantly when he see laser, he will say the N word

Wow look at skunk the cat, he’s so cute, and very chonk

by DeedeeDoodooIsOnTheToilet May 30, 2020

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013

Cat Roach

An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.

"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"

by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012

cats guts

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !

Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

cat nerd

Basically someone who is an expert at everything you need to know about cats

Kevin thought his sister Victoria was a cat nerd bc he was being a retard

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

Loop cat

loop cat is a internet meme cat. a picture was taken from a person holding a bowl with fruit loops in it with a cat staring at the bowl.
this cat is alive and well but internet trolls got fame off saying the cat was dead.

person: want fruit loops?
loop cat: yes

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019