by theteenagewigger June 1, 2020

When you leave your bandaid on for too long, and get the black sticky stuff stuck to your skin, leaving the shape of a bandaid behind.
Awe man! I left my bandaid on for too long and now I have a bandaid burn! This stuff is gonna be stuck on my foot for so long!
by Tat Chan September 2, 2019

When you get one fist up the poop shoot and one up the axe wood and do the Mr burns "excellent" with your fingers on both walls
by The Mr burns October 28, 2017

by FUCKING GENIUS September 13, 2013

When a lawyer delivers a burning one-liner that makes low testosterone prosecutors cry in frustration and reconsider their life choices.
Example of a Branca Burn: Mathew Frank didn't exactly rush to provide first aid to Erin Eldrige's cross of Kim Potter
by Locnav December 17, 2021

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"
by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

by Frizzery November 18, 2017
