Word turkey

A phrase originated in Kaufman, TX that can be used to acknowledge a statement, to confirm affirmation, to express your approval and/ or just to say hi.

Y’all gonna be home later?
Word Turkey.

Word turkey by Slim’sLady January 10, 2022

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

Gotham Turkey by Boobalaz July 15, 2022

Tory Turkey 

A member of the electorate in the United Kingdom who voted to enact the Conservative Party's policies, policies that are against that member's own interest.

Derived from "Turkey's who vote for Christmas"

The Tory Turkey voted for Brexit because he was told by Jacob Rees-Mogg order to lower energy costs, however, the value of the GBP to USD can be seen to crash on the Forex Graph on date of the referendum result, and since energy is bought in USD it means that energy became immediately more expensive upon getting Brexit as an outcome... the Tory Turkey in fact voted to make energy prices more expensive!

Tory Turkey by Juanco March 3, 2023

churkey turkey 

When you cum in a blender and blend it with your cock.

Samuel went to the E.R for doing a churkey turkey.

churkey turkey by person12345678998765432 October 11, 2023

Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.

Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)

Bushman's Turkey by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010

To catch the crazy turkey 

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

To catch the crazy turkey by TooApologetic December 14, 2014

slap the turkey 

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis

Hey can you slap the turkey with me

slap the turkey by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017