eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

The tea is on the dining table

Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.

Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.

by kimtete January 7, 2020

Table

A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON

TABLE=CONSPIRACY

by Dr.Hu November 27, 2021

Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020

television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.

Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?

by I know write five January 22, 2025

Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

Table Height

A complex way of using a win condition in the most idiotic way. Table Height is a win condition of it's self as well being an unfinished sentence for your English 2 class.

Person 1: I swear to God if you speak more nonsense.
Person 2: Table Height

by Pal Sallie March 25, 2023