Indian Sizzler

The art of placing an abundant amount of curry on the head of your dick and then jamming it, unapologetically, in your partner’s ass.

Hey John, last night I gave my ol’ lady the Indian Sizzler and now whenever she farts it smells like the inside of a taxi cab.
*John and I high-five each other.*

by Murphy_O’Toole September 20, 2021

The First Indian To See A Boat

When you witness something that you have never seen before and have NO idea how much your world is about to change in the most fucked up way possible.

I remember watching the attacks on September 11th, 2001. Few of us realized how much shit was about to change. We were just like The First Indian To See A Boat

by Arie Ola December 30, 2022

Indian-roller-derby

The act of spinning on your head with your legs spayed out wide, and peeing to your hearts delight, once the floor is nice and slippery, you begin to roll in it until your scent is fully masked and you’re ready for the hunt.

I did an Indian-roller-derby before the man came to my house

by Plunkbert August 27, 2025

Indianitis

A person or thing that’s eyes are severely spreaded to an extent where it’s visible
There are 1-7 stages

Dude that guy has indianitis

by Sebastianakahim May 12, 2023

Neo-Indian

A Neo-Indian is someone who feels Indian. Like feathers on the head Indian from random places like Equador. They use Nicotine Vapes and Nicotine Lozenges. Nicotine is safe, but addictive. Nicotine is a cognitive enhancer. Tobacco has 800 toxic chemicals. Nicotine that is purified is safe and a nootropic, but addictive to most people.

Tony: I'm trying 4mg Nicotine Lozenges. I'm a Neo-Indian.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 25, 2025

Indian Curry Seasoning

This is a traditional Indian seasoning found in most Indian street foods and 'delicacies'. This seasoning is a category of many components. One being a thickened goop made by suspending ones greasy testicles in a bowl of lukewarm water and corn starch in order to transfer the penile oils. Another frequently used seasoning is one that is produced seasonally by mixing dandruff and fine salt. Additionally, Indians will keep jars of expired semen collected through Indian flicker gooning. Lastly, Indians will almost always cook using used bath water. These seasonings are often used in and on top of meals.

Most smelly Indians use Indian Curry Seasoning in their street food to save costs when selling to tourists.

by Bread Butterer February 4, 2025

Fake Indian

Someone who describes themselves as a pure Indian despite being mixed race

Adrian B is such a Fake Indian

by scottynomany November 21, 2021