A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
by Imthehamman May 24, 2023
Person 1 " DAMN THATS A BIG BITCH"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
Person 2 "SHES LIKE A TANK"
Person 1 "GOTTA BE TESSA THE TANK ENGINE"
by you got high with me enin February 15, 2023
A woman who finds tankies (traveling water tower welders/fabricators) and meets their lonely needs, regardless of their relationship status.
Tankie 1: “man, I need to find me a tank bunny. I’ve been in a dry spell ever since we have been on the road.
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”
Tankie 2: “I’m sure you can find one easily. After all, what happens on the road, stays on the road!”
by Thecword52 December 19, 2022
The country version of Schwinkie Tink, only dressed like a cowboy and likes to reenact brokeback mtn.
by Schwinkies man March 14, 2009
by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022
Tanks above camp dodge in Johnston Iowa, where teens go to make out, have wild car sex, smoke weed, and drink.
by Johnstonsfullofhoes March 25, 2018