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Brown Eye Surprise

Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!
by JBut December 25, 2007
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Sultan's Surprise

This scenario is best played out when two people engage in sexual intercourse on the beach and the person being penetrated insists on using a condom. Just before the person using the condom is about to finish he pulls out, rubs his condom wrapped dick in the sand, then slams it back in to finish... Surprise!
You think a Dirty Sanchez is bad? Try giving her the Sultan's Surprise!
by EvanPowell August 26, 2009
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chocolate cream surprise

the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her
by jimlustylip September 15, 2010
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chupacabra surpise

When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.
Oh I totally chupacabra surpised that chick last night.
by Charile Murphy September 26, 2010
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GaGa Surprise!

when you take a girl home from the bar only to find out shes packin wood
1: I hear that girl gave you a GaGa Surprise!
2: please dont tell anyone
by senor gaga May 2, 2010
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Cupcake Surprise

once you give a girl a facial, you secretly grab a hand full of glitter and throw it at her face and scream "surprise!"
I was banging Betty and she asked me for a facial. After I gave her a much needed facial, I gave her the ol' cupcake surprise, which agitated her
by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010
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cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.
Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise
by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009
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