squirrel

the large clump of hair nestling around the butthole. like a mohawk, but wedged between your cheeks.

dude, jon's passed out naked on the bed and all you can see is his hairy squirrel

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

squirrel's nest

To perform a Squirrel's Nest:
1. Get really drunk
2. Find a chick to nail
3. Throw up on her chest while you're doin ' 'er.
4. Celebrate, 'cause you just performed the Squirrel's Nest

I gave that chick a huge Squirrel's Nest after a long night of drinking Guinness. IT was rowdy.

by John Kruk Allstar March 29, 2005

Dirt Squirrel

A Dirt Squirrel is someone who is passionate about any sport that is performed in the Dirt. Prerunners, Baja, Bmx, Mtb, Rc, Moto, Rally, Rock Crawling, Atv, Utv, Sprint cars. You get the idea.

Did you see those Dirt Squirrels going huge!!

by lukie_dude April 27, 2015

Squirrel

A word used to describe someone who is strange or odd. Someone who does weird things for no apparent reason. You will find these people in the woods/burbs more often than not.

"What is John doing, he's a freaking squirrel.

by kanacka October 6, 2008

squirrel

Somebody who adheres to L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology writings but doesn't go through the Church of Scientology when doing so. They either practice scientology on their own or in other groups.

The Church of Scientology considers (fill in group here) to be a squirrel organization.

by 2182 September 27, 2009

Squirrel

Squirrel: (n)

1. Adorable fuzzy rodent things with gigantic bushy tails and an hardcore acorn fettish
2. Unfortunate creatures who my cat enjoys eating
3. Irritating little buggers who at the last second run in front of your car and stop so you have to slam on the breaks
4. The most common type of roadkill

Cara: "Hey Mark, what's your cat doing over there?"
Mark: "Oh, he's just eating a squirrel"
Cara: *barf*

Child: "Mommy, what's that sqished furry thing on the side of the road?"
Mommy: "Oh, um...that's a squirrel napping sweeite"
Child: "Oh, I thought it was roadkill"

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

squirrel

a black man, woman, or child

"This place is crawling with squirrels!"

by ryu-chan September 30, 2012