Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position where a man, while drinking margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of the woman who’s wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert 5 crucifixes blessed with holy water into the vagina, while performing the act of sodomy so as not to offend the catholic God.

As a born-again virgin she needed to stay untainted according to religious doctrine, but to keep her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend from seeking sexual pleasure elsewhere, she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

A whisper to a scream

Love come down upon us till you flow like water
Burning with the hope of insight
Feathered, look they're covered with a bright elation
Stolen in the sight of love
We are we are we are
but your children
Finding our way around indecision
We are we are we are
Rather helpless
Take us forever
A whisper to a scream
Birds fly
In the eyes of the faithless daughter
Broken
At the bitter end
Wasted
Sacrificed for a new nirvana
Nighttime sends us on our way

We are we are we are
But your children
Finding our way around indecision
We are we are we are
Rather helpless
Take us forever
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream
A whisper to a scream

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker July 10, 2021

The Pohlmeier Scream

To utter a adrenaline forced and piercing cry flavoured with competitive madness to force others to pedal their legs to numbness

I was in peices. Then The Pohlmeier Scream shattered through the clouds. And I sprinted, and sprinted. Kept sprinting. Then came the Floor Potato

by King Floor Potato January 13, 2022

Young Ass Spreader

A person who is very cool and spreads ass, hence the name, ‘Young Ass Spreader’.

Wow, that guy John is a Young Ass Spreader

by method_ February 7, 2022

chocolate titty spread

chocolate titty spread: Is a sexual activity when a man poops on a girls tits and spreads it like nutella and licks the poop of her titts

My boyfriend gave me a Chocolate titty spread
Last night

by FAGGIUM September 23, 2022

I'll scream

A threat by manipulative bitch women and Karen's who want to get their way, in the hopes that either other Karen's or Captain Save-a-Hos will come to rescue them.

Mindy: Buy me a drink
Bob: No.

Mindy: Do it or I'll scream.

Bob: No
Mindy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Captain Save a ho: Oh whats the matter! Is he bothering you! Fuck you dude! Leave her alone! *beats Bob's ass*

by crudmonkey February 26, 2023

shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl

Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread

by Lucksucker May 9, 2023