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Iceland Snow

"Bjork predicts a 30% chance of Iceland Snow in her forecast."
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Russian Snow Storm

When you have had a serious case of the not getting any in an extremely extended period of time. So much so to where when you finally do "release the tension" it blows your partner(or you depending on position) across the room and possibly(most likely) plastered to the opposite wall.
Rick: Yo Bob, did you see Scary Movie 1 when the two have sex during the party right after home slice mows down the massive bush of the chick?

Bob: Yeah man. Why do you ask though?

Rick: Well, I found out yesterday that it's totally called a Russian Snow Storm.

Bob: No fuckin' shit? This hilarious! *LMAO*
by Snowstormmaster December 7, 2010
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snow missile

when a guy cums, his sperm flies across the room and splooshes against the wall, floor, hot women.
last night i impressed my girlfriend by doing a snow missile
by ~_0 April 22, 2003
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Snow monkey

A rarely seen, undocumented creature short in stature with excess amounts of hair native to Japan. These creatures have razor-sharp teeth which they use to feed on their prey that consists of: rabits, foxes, wolves, bears, humans, and other mammals that accidentaly cross paths. Extremely fast, snow monkeys are able to stealthily move in trees or on the ground and catch their prey off guard.
*salivating noise*
"What was that?"
"I've never heard anything like it, it must have been a snow monkey"
*screams and ensuing death*
by Snowmonkey documentor September 25, 2005
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snow

the black and white display of a t.v. when there is no reception
For the first 20 minutes my t.v. is on, I see more snow than cable
by Bungalow Bill December 2, 2001
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Snow Job

Misinformation and outright lies meant to confuse and deceive uttered by a political propagandist disguised as a white house press secretary or other pseuo-journalist such as a Fox Network sponsored pundit.Anything that Tony Snow says can be considered a 'Snow Job'.
"Did you hear the latest 'Snow Job'on Fox News?"I don't know how that man(Tony Snow) can read what Karl Rove has written for him without cracking up"
by Ed Doran October 1, 2006
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Snow

Frozen precipitation in the form of white or translucent hexagonal ice crystals that fall in soft, white flakes.
The Snow sucks because it is really cold.
by HT January 22, 2004
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