toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

micro-sized

A category of residential designs that have 400 sq. ft.or less of area. Loft space is not included in the area but must comply with Appendix Q of the International Residential Code.

Unlike a tiny home on wheels, the micro-sized home is built on a foundation.

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

smart-sized

A category of residential designs that have 401 sq. ft. to 700 sq. ft. of area.

With 70% of households in the US having only 1 or 2 occupants, it is time for a shift to smart-sized homes.

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

right-sized

A category of residential designs that have 701 sq. ft. to 1000 sq. ft. of area.

The need for energy savings, combined with the high cost of housing, necessitates a shift to right-sized housing in the future

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019

black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.

he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.

by patcat November 5, 2019

Hillbrow smile

This means that someone beats you up and knocks your teeth out on the pavement. Just like they do in Hillbrow, South Africa.

The thugs gave him a Hillbrow smile then left him lying in the gutter.

by The HackerGal December 6, 2019

Jersey Smile

When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.

Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen

by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019