Sticky Sesh

The act of sticking your dick inside a peanut butter jar and then fucking the crevice between two couch cushions, immediately after.

Robby: "Yo Randy, what are you up to today?"
Randy: "I don't know man... the wife and kids are out for the day. I think it might be time for a good ol' sticky sesh"
Robby: "Home you have a leather couch..."

by StickySteve69 May 29, 2018

dog sesh

dog sesh is when you (and maybe your friends) are about to get retardedly fucking high or drunk, this is used when you are anywhere and your about to chief shit

yo bro i’m done with this class rn let’s go dog sesh in the bathroom

by JONBIGNXGGA July 26, 2018

Sad-Smash

The act of exploiting countless the sadness of men or women as a reason to fornicate.

It was almost a ritual-

How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.

He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.

by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018

Vid sesh

A term used for having a wank to a porn video. Vid sesh is a less formal phrase, normally used in a more casual scenario.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I'll be right back just going to have a quick vid sesh."
Dude 2: "Dude, that's your fourth one today, give the little guy a break"

by Jimothy Sheath October 21, 2018

leme smash

when someone want's to fuck another person just because they're bored

Ron:leme smash
Becky:No Ron
Ron: Becky used to leme smash, but now she's smashing Ben, Ben is a hoe

by eat ass,smoke,grass,sled fast November 3, 2018

tryna sesh

when those stoner kids keep asking u to sesh with them, they tryna orgy fuck and then hit the boof.

hey bitch u tryna sesh?

by orgy4ever December 13, 2018

field sesh

Sitting in a field, with your mates, getting drunk and stoned. The best place to sesh ever. Nobody else there to care about a group of drunk or stoned youths.

Not recommended in winter. Or in cities. Or in crop fields.

Person #1 "Are you going to the field sesh tomorrow?"
Person #2 "Where is it?"
#1 "That farmer's field on the edge of town, outside the housing estates."
#2 "Of course, where better to get drunk in than an empty field!"

by CatsAreVeryCool December 19, 2018